My new baby

Well dont I just have a fantastic wee little phone...I can blog directly to the net...and I mean directly in 2 ways

* None of this lame SMS or fake cellphone specific loadable website crap but the real deal internet frames and pics and videos and all...(though vids cost some yen so I turn them off)

*I am directly writing thig blog in my own writing...damn thing has ever corrected sone nasty retarded writing habits I obviously picked up at primary school that no one bothered to fix...This feature not only rocks out in english but about 20times more in Japanese given the ideographic nature of the language (AKA drawing pictures instead of words you unreasonably complicated bastards...) It’s like I’m writing literally ON (as in on top of) the internet!

Aside from the fact I can video conference,receive and send any MSOffice attachments,pdf etc etc, play video,play music and ringtones in Mp3 format...I can take pics in near digital quality from both behind and back (it has front and back cameras you see) put it on a self timer,get in the pic and at the end of it all load it all on to my transflash Micro SD adaptable 1GB card...hell I can even create my own handwriting symbols so if I wanted a handwritten penis to represent the shorthand for the name of one David Searle I could indeed do that...and I just might do just that...a picture of a (weak) ass to represent Nic? How about Tim and Ben? I’m open for suggestions?? Now,This is why I came to Japan...for all things nifty and cool (in which to bait and offend those I cherish...ex.I could have just now taken a sound clip of my wife snoring and turned it into her ringtone in just a few seconds, needless to say my love of life prevented me from doing this...I’ll save that for one of my American friends.) Now you may ask why I currently am blogging from my phone at home when I could just do it from my PC connected to the internet and while I could rightfully answer just to show that I could blog from the toilet of a train if I wanted to the real answer is that Japan is both retardly sophisticated and sophisticatedly retarded at the same time...previous guy left taking Wireless apartmental connection with...no problem...get an even better and more stable LAN connection. No apparently it takes a month or more for the guy just to come around and switch the switch and plug the plugs of the pre-built superjuicy and sweet broadband box for the apartments I can see RIGHT DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT NOW!!
Anyway real baby comes in a month..........plus some more...........yeap. Ready or not eh! Actually could’nt be happier and I think we’ve settled on a name for the young lad...Very exciting!! I Get to give a name to a human being!!26 years and a M.A but this took us months to decide! And it’s an amazing thing to do just in itself...let alone what sha’ll follow!